I dont know dude...
I think everyones all jealous and shit cuz Im like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyones got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
These chicks dont even know the name of my band...
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and Im all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady.
Im the lead singer in D12 baby"
Theyre all like "Oh my god its him"
"Becky oh my fuckin god its Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz theyre back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think youre tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
This rock star shit, its the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
These chicks dont even know the name of my band...
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...
My band Roxanne
My band
You just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you
Hey dad how come we dont rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You dont want my autograph, yous a liar
And no Im Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see its simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So Im more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin jumpin jacks whilin get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(/i> No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I aint goin to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man Ima say somethin
Hey yo Em
(/i> You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, whats up
Man Ima tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you aint even back me up when we sposed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
These chicks dont even know the name of my band...
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
Im gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We aint a band bitch we dont play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(/i> Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Cant make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Wheres Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit Im sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like whos D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway Im the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think Im cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldnt get up
Fuck D12, Im outta this band
Im gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my name...
These chicks dont even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...
My Band
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
Im the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, its called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Whered everybody go?)
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